magumaslouvre:

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

THAT PHONE HAS EXCEL ON IT. WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON!?

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

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thebritishdeer:

OK SO I REVERSED SOME OF THE AUDIO IN THE BACKGROUND OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M LITERALLY CREEPED OUT

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TitleFive Nights At Freddys Hidden Audio
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ludwiggvanlee asked: pee grape sized piss or poop grape fruit sized shit?

grapefruit poop

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Anonymous asked: Are the post-Frank Herbert Dune books worthy of a read? What do you consider to be the Dune epic?

I don’t think anything that Brian and Kevin write should be taken as canon. Frank had a very set idea of what to tell us and what should be left to our imagination, and his successors stepped all over that in favor of shock value and decadence.

The complete Dune saga is, in my opinion, Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor of Dune, and Heretics.

Chapterhouse is a lot like the Silmarillion in that it lends a lot to the series (being as it’s written by Frank) but smacks of excess. You can also see a lot of Kevin in it, which I consider a bad thing.

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Anonymous asked: Most embarrassing story that happened to you or that you were at least a participant in and are WILLING to tell. Bonus points for bodily functions and/or weird fetishes.

I once farted in someone’s mouth while they were eating me out.

Edit: NO WAIT the most embarrassing thing ever was when I was in 2nd grade and I was assigned to put everyone’s homework in their cubby hole (it’s where we kept our lunches and stuff.) Our teacher assigned my first crush to help me and I had to pee so bad but he had never talked to me so I was too excited and we only had 5 minutes left before school was out.
So I peed my pants in front of my first crush.

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Anonymous asked: Do you smoke the mary wanna

I don’t, I prefer edibles.

WA legal weed means lovely legal baked goods.

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Baby? Would you still love me if I cosplayed Peggy Hill?

Lifting, counting calories, no soda or alcohol and 1.5 years of not quitting.

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New haircut, new cosplay, same old face

New haircut, new cosplay, same old face

Pardon the Forever 21 mannequin pose (still don’t have a full length mirror.)

As promised, working on my Android 18 since it’s my day off.

Well

badkidsjokes:

well well well. your JUST IN TIME

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