freexcitizen:

this kid needs all the awards

this kid is bobby hill

(via daddydommunismkills)

Don’t drink an apple-kale-spinach-coconut oil smoothie on an empty stomach.

Don’t do it.

I’m craving trifle and fatty tuna sushi and onion rings and donuts.

Instead I’m making white rice with eggs and miso.

ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

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(via geektasticliciousness)

booty day leg day

hammies look like garbage but the butt’s okay

Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
— Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)

(via purgeparty)

Apartment shopping is my least favorite kind of shopping

welovekanyewest:

Amazing Kanye West Tribute Video

(via deadlifts-and-donuts)

Scratching a mosquito bite

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via purgeparty)

owldude:

watch it

(via pancakeremix)